Kissing

This little man has been working really hard on a new skill.

And I have been the fortunate (?) guinea pig. He loves getting kisses but is now really excited to start reciprocating. The unfortunate part is that he doesn’t quite understand the process.

First, he missed the mouth and went straight for the nose. But at least his eyes were closed.

Then he went for the “kiss and tell” approach. “Look, Dad, I’m kissing.”

And then he went for the kill shot but really ended up eating my face.

In the course of a few minutes, he managed to pull out all of the bad moves that we have all experienced in our past lives. Am I right?