Leaving dinner the other night...
Me: Do I look pregnant from behind?
Chris: Only in the triceps.
He was trying to be cute and funny because I have always referred to my triceps (and I'm sure this is true from many women) as the "triceps of terror" because no matter what, there is always a little bit of softness there.
Me: That is totally going on the blog.
Chris: Everyone is going to think I'm a jerk.
Me: Just like the Victoria Secret post.
Chris: The what?